Dear Auntie DD,
So I met this guy, and he told me that he really, really loved my scent… which was a little weird, but hey, I was feeling really horny and wasn’t going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers, even if I swear he almost looked like a wolf for a second before we started going at it. Anyway, one thing led to another, and he was all over me, practically feral, and I was absolutely wild about him. Today, I woke up feeling really nauseous and bloated, and I’m having trouble hanging on to my lunch… did I catch a stomach bug or is there something else I need to know about?
Sincerely,
Moonlight serenade… or (k)not?
Dear MSO(K)N,
First, a few questions:
1. Are you familiar with the terms “Alpha” and “Omega”?
2. How about “slick”?
3. How do you feel about homebirth?
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but ass-babies are a thing, and you’re about to have (at least) one.
Get thee to an Omegaverse midwife with a quickness! It’s never too soon to start rocking the folic acid!
Will totally babysit once you get the little bugger(s) weaned,
Auntie DD
Auntie DD is our agony aunt in residence for all those awkward questions our dear characters so like to struggle with.
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