Dear Auntie DD,
My on again/off again crush is going to spend some time traveling around Europe for work. What is the best way for me to surprise him when he is in the Bernese Oberland region of Switzerland? I’ve heard there are some really dramatic waterfalls there, and I’d really like to make this an unforgettable encounter!
Sincerely,
Falling for him
Dear Falling,
Get yourself a Velcro-fastened tearaway bathing suit, tail him from his hotel, and corner him under the first suitable waterfall he visits. I guarantee he’ll be surprised — and if you’re lucky, you’ll be very, very wet.
Dramatically,
Auntie DD
Auntie DD is our agony aunt in residence for all those awkward questions our dear characters so like to struggle with.
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